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Zero cholesterol and you won't even taste the difference.
Did you know that she stole my leftovers?
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Why didn't you fry 'em right the first time?
God, I love these fries!
Anyway, our date is on tomorrow at the Bloody Stake.
You stole that dead woman's chili and you made it your own.
Hmm, something's popping in my mouth.
Three cheers for Julius and his great restaurant!
I'm suddenly very hungry for chili.
The situation will spiral out of control.
These cheesy blasters are here to teach us a lesson.
I don’t know. They seem very familiar.
Take a whiff. Seriously, I'm a genius.
I don't care for cake, too sweet.
You can't bake with measles. The cake may break out.
Love, Springfield-style: apologies, resets, grand gestures, small recoveries, and a marriage that somehow holds through everything.
A collection of TV episodes where chocolate, ice cream, yogurt, and other “treats” become the main event, the problem, or both.
A snow-dusted tour through The Simpsons at its coldest, when blizzards and cabin fever turn Springfield into the perfect place to be stuck inside.
A bold cup of roast pork–flavored noodles delivers springy, dramatic strands, a generous mix of vegetables, and deeply savory artificial comfort in under 5 minutes.
These Taiwanese Lay’s chips borrow their inspiration from yakitori. The result is smoky, salty, and just a little sweet, like a late-night yakitori stand distilled into a potato chip.
A pastel-pink twist on a classic with a peach flavor that comes through as a soft, floral whisper rather than a syrupy takeover. It spent the afternoon at the orchard and came home renewed.
Soft, subtle, and addictive, these gentle peach gummies taste less like candy and more like the memory of fruit with a plush, slightly mysterious chew.
A potluck classic, sharpened just enough to wake it up, broccoli, bacon, and white cheddar folded into a pepper-heavy dressing, with sweet bursts of red grape.
A rich chocolate milkshake sharpened with espresso and finished with a pinch of smoked sea salt, this one leans just a little more grown-up without losing its appeal.
A crisp, golden aloo tikki patty spiced with ginger, jalapeño, and garam masala is topped with melty white cheddar, red onion, and a bright swipe of mayo.
A blueberry bagel with whipped cream cheese, preserves, and bacon melts into a sandwich inspired by the internet’s most emotionally complicated snack.
Runny. Sunny. Gooey. Crispy. A breakfast sandwich for every kind of morning.
Yolk Folk is a rich and irreverent ode to the mighty breakfast sandwich, a culinary marvel equally beloved by the hungover, the hopeful, and the half-awake. Inside this boldly yellow book, you’ll find 147 recipes spanning the classic, the curious, and the unapologetically indulgent, from gooey bacon-and-egg melts to kimchi-smeared sausage stacks, fishy benedicts to jammy, yolk-bursting bagel bombs.
Perfect for late risers, brunch obsessives, and anyone who believes the day’s best meal should be handheld.
6” x 9”
Matte cover
Your book will ship from Amazon. (You can find it there, too.)
Part fancy Mayor McCheese. Part myth. Part melted.
This unisex ringer tee gives the Welsh Rabbit the respect he has patiently awaited for over a century. The natural cotton body and forest green contrast trim keep the look properly vintage, like something you might wear to a council meeting, a pub, or any gathering where you intend to be the most composed person in the room.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For days when you’d like to look put together, but also like a person who might casually mention the word “shore” in conversation.
Centered on a field of cocoa taupe, a calm, expensive neutral that suggests competence, good lighting, and a general awareness of textiles, a single Yale Blue-colored lobster makes its quiet but unmistakable case for personality. It is neither cartoonish nor aggressive. It simply exists, confidently, as if it has always belonged here. The red trim at the collar, cuffs, and hem echoes the logic of a proper New England dinner: restrained, classic, and one small step away from melted butter.
• 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
• Lightweight and soft fabric
• Unisex sizing
Disclaimers:
• Due to the design’s color combinations, individual colors might appear slightly different in real life compared to the photo.
• The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
• For best results, follow the care instructions, and wash at 30–40°C.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 11" x 14"
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
Artist unknown.
• 12" x 18"
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
What do you get when you cross a séance with a seafood market? Apparently, Sea Ghosts. In this 1935 spectral still life, Marsden Hartley presents us with four fish, stacked, staring, and strangely judgmental, posed as if mid-chorus in a melancholy doo-wop number. Their eyes, each a coiled spiral, do not blink. They know what you did last summer. And also what you forgot to do with that mackerel in your fridge.
Rendered in chalky whites, blues, and the kind of brown that lives in storm clouds and 5 a.m. harbor fog, these ghost-fish are less meal than memory. Framed in ghostly green like the sea’s own picture window, they float above absence. Above brine. Above reproach.
• 16" x 20"
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
Finally, a cardigan brave enough to ask: What if your sweater also taught you where bacon comes from? This lovingly stitched, academically porcine garment features a partial anatomical breakdown of a pig, rendered in blush-pink yarn and crosshatched with the kind of care usually reserved for etchings or old-timey maps of uncharted colonies. Boston Butt. Picnic Ham. Jowl. These are not just cuts of meat. These are conversation starters.
Trimmed in elegant beige, this button-up cardigan brings a touch of the charcuterie board to your upper torso. It says, “I know how to truss a roast". Wear it to your local butcher and receive a knowing nod. Wear it to your cousin’s wedding and become legend.
• 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
• Lightweight and soft fabric
• Unisex sizing
Disclaimers:
• Due to the design’s color combinations, individual colors might appear slightly different in real life compared to the photo.
• The cardigan may shrink slightly after the first wash.
• For best results, follow the care instructions, and wash at 30–40°C.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
With a radioactive-green background and caution-zone yellow spray bursts, this thing looks like it was screen-printed inside a volcano. “HOT” beams down in a gradient rave of fuchsia, violet, and cherry red, like a sculpture so molten it hasn’t solidified yet. Below it, “STUFF!” stomps in with red 3D block letters, casting exaggerated shadows like they’ve just leapt off a plinth and are making a break for it.
This is a celebration of sculpture, yes, but not the quiet, meditative kind. These are metal works that clang, that gleam, that radiate heat. This is a poster that says: Forget the museum whisper. Say it with molten bronze.
• A1 size (23.3″×33.1″)
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
Light it when the news hits too hard. Light it when the sales hit too early. Light it to remember that economic boycott smells a lot like dessert.
• Coconut cream and cardamom
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
Late in life, when painting became too physically demanding, Henri Matisse did what any visionary would do: he sat down with a stack of brightly painted paper, picked up a pair of scissors, and began cutting directly into color like a man rearranging the atmosphere.
This design captures the energy of that late work: bold shapes in electric blues, sharp blacks, and unapologetic greens and pinks, scattered with the confidence of someone who knows exactly where everything belongs.
• Double-sided print
• Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• 100% polyester case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)
This bag says: “Don’t yell at me. I don’t control the global grain supply.”
Printed with an authentic 1946 government-issued notice that politely begged the American public to please stop blaming the guy behind the counter for the national liquor shortage.
Spacious enough to carry 6 gallons of canned goods, a copy of The Joy of Cooking, two loaves of bread you promised to bring but definitely forgot, and whatever's left of your belief in shared sacrifice. Made of 100% certified organic cotton, because you're doing your part now, just like they did then.
Buy it for your local historian. Buy it for your designated driver. Buy it for yourself because the government said to conserve grain, but they didn’t say anything about cotton.
• Made to order
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Made in Ohio around the turn of the last century, this quilt pattern was ahead of its time. Bold lines loop and intersect across a tidy grid, glowing against a dark ground like a design movement that hadn't been named yet.
It reads less “1900 handiwork” and more “1994 coffee shop that serves espresso in heavy ceramic mugs while a chalkboard announces Poetry Night, Thursday.” Think Memphis-adjacent. Think early Global Village energy. Think tucked away in Frasier's office.
Printed on a linen-feel cover, it brings that same layered mood to your space: historical craft, accidental modernism.
• Double-sided print
• Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• 100% polyester case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)
Featuring Mikuláš Galanda’s Still Life with Fish, this cream-bone canvas gives you both a contemplative fish and an ambiguously celebratory goblet, united in one scene as though they’ve just negotiated a fragile armistice.
Printed on a relaxed-fit, unisex sweatshirt soft enough to make sweaters everywhere question their purpose, this piece invites onlookers to wonder: Is the fish symbolic? Is the drink symbolic? Am I symbolic?
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Mid-weight fabric for year-round wear
• Relaxed fit
• Drop shoulders, ribbed crew neck, and sleeve cuffs
• Pre-shrunk to help maintain fit
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
In 1932, Slovak modernist Mikuláš Galanda flattened a clown into bold color, clean shapes, and a mask that reads like a tragic mime and a design system.
The result is a piece that feels equally at home in a museum or leaning against the counter at Saved by the Bell's The Max waiting for a chocolate shake. He’s groovy. He’s tubular. He’s existential, but approachable.
Part commedia dell’arte, part accidental fast-food mascot, this is modern art doing what modern art does best: turning the mundane into something graphic, friendly, and suspiciously brand-ready.
• 16" x 20"
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan


From aliens to the occasional full-body mascot, these iconic green TV moments prove the color has always meant more than luck.