I'm suddenly very hungry for chili.
Thank God Marie lives close enough to help that idiot woman and her dirty family.
He really came through on that one.
If I were a hamburger, you'd come watch me fight.
Chinese on Christmas... It's kind of our thing.
Anyway, our date is on tomorrow at the Bloody Stake.
If you're hungry, that can of beans is up for grabs, but not this one.
You didn’t have any of the potato salad, did you?
I'm suddenly very hungry for chili.
Are you eating turkey chili off of a frisbee?
20% up in strength. 2% up in magical power.
See, I could have sworn there was one more peanut butter left.
You can't bake with measles. The cake may break out.
I threw them in the garbage.
Please, let's speak frankly. I have something you want and you have something I want.
A collection of TV episodes where chocolate, ice cream, yogurt, and other “treats” become the main event, the problem, or both.
A snow-dusted tour through The Simpsons at its coldest, when blizzards and cabin fever turn Springfield into the perfect place to be stuck inside.
Love is in the air. Or maybe that’s just the smell of grilled onions and beef fat. Either way, it’s Valentine’s Day at Bob’s Burgers.
Tiny mushroom-shaped biscuits topped with dense milk-dark chocolate deliver a precise snap-then-melt experience. 美味しい！
Crisp sea creature shells filled with milk chocolate deliver the familiar comfort of Japan’s cutest snack tradition. Easy to eat by the handful and gone before you realize it.
A bright pink Shirley Temple revival that drinks more like cherry vanilla soda, pleasant and easy, but warmer and softer than the crisp, citrusy classic it’s meant to be.
A wildly sweet-sour, shrimp-funky Thai classic gets flattened into a potato chip, and somehow Lay’s Miang Kam manages to make that chaos snackable.
A creamy yellow curry noodle bowl gets a pantry-smart remix: egg noodles in coconut curry broth, topped with fried onions and bright dill pickle.
Cola, grenadine, and a maraschino cherry form the familiar backbone of the classic Roy Rogers, a soda fountain drink built to feel festive.
Bacon, eggs, and a toasted bagel held together by a generous dollop of easy Tabasco cheese sauce that’s comforting and not remotely portable.
A saucy olive burger, a toasted bun, and a plate of hot fries showered with lemon and feta—salty, creamy, and exactly the right kind of excess.
Love, Springfield-style: apologies, resets, grand gestures, small recoveries, and a marriage that somehow holds through everything.